July 18, 2010

Get Your Spam Software Grammar Right

Instead of getting upset at all the spammers posting junk in your blog, I suggest you have a laugh at it. Read through the content before hitting the delete button. It is amazing how terrible the posts are in terms of content and grammar. Not only does it not make sense, it makes you wonder if a human could be this bad at english.

Read the following paragraph for example:

The chip placed on the profitable quantity will be the success.There are many gambling establishment web sites giving on the internet roulette in order to gamers and not to be able to forget the treasure money that can be received.There isn’t a accomplishment formula regarding successful a new roulette online game.The particular dissatisfaction should indeed be extreme.Nowadays there is certainly expanding reputation pertaining to live dealer roulette video game online also. reputable online roulette casino That could permit your odds of profitable and may furthermore assist you in not burning off much.Before your ball is about to quit rolling your croupier imparts ?no a lot more bets?.Your chip placed on the successful quantity may be the champion.There isn’t any achievement method with regard to earning a live dealer roulette video game.Somebody in Russia perhaps chance an additional having a gun any time this individual missing amongst people of live dealer roulette.

Isn’t it hilarious!? But what can we expect out of spam? If it were any better perhaps it wouldn’t be spam anymore.

I don’t mean to be discriminating. I can understand that not all people are not native english speakers (or writers). At least in my experience someone who does not speak or write english very well will at least try to make his or her writing comprehensible. The example above does not even pretend to be like that. These bunch of words and sentences looks like it has been chewed and spit out by software that automates posting comments on blogs and forums. Chances are, it is the work of a bot.

If you’re someone who uses bots to post blog comments, at least get your spam software grammar right. Configure it to write shorter sentences and paragraphs. It will have a bigger chance to get things right. Teach it if it is an intelligent software. Then again you could at least buy one (intelligent software) and get your money’s worth. Most of all, don’t include links in the body of the comment. It will surely be tagged as spam by anti-spam software such as Akismet.

Maybe I ought to compile these spam comments one of these days and send them back their own junk. What do you think?

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