A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

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Morals of the story:

1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.
3) And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep
your mouth shut!

Further comments:

1) If someone from out of nowhere suddenly helps you out of that hole (or shit) you’re in, be wary; he/she is gonna ask something in return that you’d wish you stayed in that hole (or shit).

2) Unless it’s so freaking hot outside, wear a coat/jacket before you go out or you’ll freeze to death. And I’m sure you’ve heard about the Weather Channel or Weather.com.

3) It’s not the cat’s fault. Sue that b*st*rd who shit on you!

Source of story: Unknown. Credit is due to whomever the story rightfully belongs to. Further comments by Write Effects.

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